Guess who turned 28 yesterday?
That's right! Billy Martin, rhythm guitar player and keyboardist for the band Good Charlotte ... Okay, he's really weirding me out the way he's watching everything I type. I mean, he's famous. He's looking at my blog thinking, "Dude, you're typing some weird stuff, and it's about me. I'd appreciate it if you'd quit doing that."
Seriously, Billy...happy birthday.
No, wait...I meant to blog about me having a birthday! Yeah, I, uh...uh...
Billy, dude, you're creeping me out. I mean, what with the eyeliner and the tusseled up hair...that lip ring is kinda weird too. And the tattoos. I get it...that's your image. Just...I dunno. If I saw you on the street like that I probably would be like, dude...quit with your staring.
Oh, forget it. Next year I'll post pictures of Cristin Duren.
