Stolen shamelessly from the internets:

[From Consumerist]

Nah...just an explination will do.

Gives me an idea on how to "fix" my truck door...

[From ThereIFixedIt.com]

...here are the 7 most inappropriate items you can buy for your child this holiday season...or any time for that matter!

From Huffington Post

[From YouTube]

Note:  The International Internet Industry Investigators, or I. I. I. I., canta y no llores...no.  Espérate.  ¿Porque estoy pensando en español?  O...veo.  Cielito Lindo.  ¡Qué bonita!  Por supuesto.  Realmente, yo soy impresionado que yo recuerdo un poquito de mis lecciones de español.  Anyway, the Quad-I has found that it has been approximately a very long time since I last posted a joke under The Funny Pages.  Why?  Well, I wish I knew the answer to that one.  Perhaps it's been awhile since anyone has sent me anything so funny that I felt I had to post it?  Okay, so that's not true.  I've gotten some in my e-mail, but let's just say they weren't exactly family-friendly.  Anyway, I'm rambling on again as I love to do, just feel free to club me in the hands  so I stop typing at ;ml,scfamhn n

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love.  When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work.  Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.  On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans...

All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.

Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly:  'Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.'

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.  He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.  I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.

Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more.  The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes.

The pleasure was indescribable.  When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.  He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: 'Happy Birthday!'

I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Gina for passing (lol) this one along!

The Baby Food Pyramid

(From nataliedee.com)

United breaks guitars...apparently.  (Since I've seen this posted in three places already, I figured I should jump on the bandwagon as well...)

(From YouTube)

As a side note, I no longer feel bad about posting YouTube videos on my blog since my parents are the only people I know who still have dial up.  Come to think of it, I don't think they have the address for my blog anyways.

In an effort to clear out my "Starred Items" on teh Google Reader, I'll now share with you some of the things I've found humorous in one way or another.  Let's go with cartoons first.

Cartoon by Dave Walker. Find more cartoons you can freely re-use on your blog at We Blog Cartoons.

And now for the rest of the stuff:

12 Bugs We've Found In iPhone OS 3.0 (from woot!)

Mommy Sincerest and Lost In Translation (from [The Customer Is] Not Always Right)

And lastly, I've probably shared this via Facebook, but hey, it deserves it's own place right here on 'z Blog.

All-in-all, my favorite feature has got to be the parental lock.

[Video From YouTube, a guest post on the Stuff Christians Like blog]

...PAPER TOWELS!!!  [from Funny Or Die]

I-PG (L)