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That's right! It's time once again for Stephen'z Weakly Reader. The place where I rip things off the internet and share them with you, the people who read my blog. If you're reading this on Facebook instead of on StephenzPage.com then you might be missing a little bit of the action...not much, just a little bit.
Anyway...RAWK AND ROHHHHLLL!!! Starting with...
PICTURES!
(From FailBlog.org)
(From ASBO Jesus)
(From That Will Buff Out)
(From Graph Jam)
and now...
TEXT!!!
From Not Always Right...
(My husband works for the out of hours service and drives/assists the doctors with their house calls. I’m a veterinary nurse and as we work in the same area we often see the same people. At 2 am, the phone rings.)
Me: “Uh, hello?”
Husband: “Hi, my love. It’s just me. The doctor has a question for you about some meds. Do you mind talking to him?”
Me: “No problem, put him on.”
Doctor: “Hi, we’re at a patient’s house now. She’s worried because she accidentally took her cat’s medication. The thing is, she’s decanted the tablets into a tub and has lost the label. Can you tell me what they are?”
Me: “Well, give me a description of the tablets, I’ll see if I can recognise the med code.”
Doctor: “The pills are round, white and have A-S-P-I-R-I-N stamped on them.”
Me: “Seriously? Are you kidding me?”
(This clearly sets the doctor off, as he goes off on the following tirade:)
Doctor: “No! You said you would help! What’s your problem, for f*** sake! I have a patient that may be poisoned and you’re being a b****! It’s my JOB on the line here, do you understand that? MY JOB, I don’t know why I listened to that b**** driver what would you know anyway you are just some idiot nurse for f***ing animals nobody would give a s**t what you say you ignorant cow!”
Me: “It’s an aspirin…spelled A-S-P-I-R-I-N.”
Doctor: *prolonged silence* “I guess I should say sorry now, right?”
Also from Not Always Right...
Me: “Thanks for calling, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, your website has been timing me out ever since I switched computers.”
Me: “What kind do you use currently?”
Customer: “Mac, using Safari as the browser.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, we did not test the web site with Macs, and we know it doesn’t work properly with Safari.”
Customer: “Why didn’t you test with Macs?”
Me: “Most of our customer base use Windows based PC’s, typically with Internet Explorer.”
Customer: “Really? I think everyone should use Macs. Everything runs perfectly on them!”
Oh, and what about...
VIDEO!!!
I know I linked this on FaceBook, but here it is again on Stephen'z Blog...
(From YouTube)
That's it for this edition of Stephen'z Weakly Reader. If you didn't like what you saw, let me know. Honestly, I probably won't do anything about it, but I kinda like to know that I'm not the only one who ever looks at this.